no, TONIGHT is 1999.
okay so last night turned out to be just another sad day in domestic paradise. no party. nothing was debauched. But! the boy is gone again tonight, he’s still with his aunt, and it’s friday night. woo! I can be as naughty as I want to be. which means that I will probably watch some 30 Rock eps tonight.
no no, I am going to live it up. I swear I am! alright, I’m not fooling anyone. But I do think I’ll smoke. It’s been awhile and I’ve been saving a special piece for myself. so tonight I will enjoy it. jealous? you should be. you really should be.
I’m so not cool. You’re talking about pot, right?
Are you watching this Packers game? Are you watching it?! Double-you-tee-eff!!!
Yes, yes I was talking about pot.
that game destroyed my soul, Michelle. crushed it, chewed it up, and spit it back at me.