tonight I’m gonna party like it’s 1999.
Well, okay I am going to party more like it’s 2036. because I’m old and decrepit, etc. but the point is I’m partying, as the boy has gone off to spend the night at his aunt’s house. I may even stay up past 11pm. I just may indeed.
speaking of sleeping, I really think someone needs to do some work in this area and invent a new sleep position. side, stomach and back? really? that’s it? We have all this fancy shit in our lives, but only three sleep positions? It’s not working for me. I’m not comfortable in any of them. I’m sick of them all. Stupid sleeping positions. stupid body. stupid bed. stupid pillow. all of it, stupid!
So, how’d that party work out for ya?
eh. I didn’t party at all. after the gym, we went out to eat at the olive garden, where we waited a thousand hours for a table. black people love the olive garden, who knew.
then we proceeded to eat a bunch of food and could barely walk to the car. when we got home, we watched the bruins lose in the shootout to the fucking leafs. then we waddled our way into bed at like 11pm.
I’m so pathetic. I disgust myself.
oh I also watched a flight of the concords and a few eps of the office.
that was the highlight of my evening. sitting on the chair watching other people live their much more exciting lives.
sigh.