honor the dead? honor this.
I wish I knew why people are so nutzoid about death. “Don’t speak ill of the dead.” Fuck that. A lousy person is a lousy person, regardless of her state of being. And besides, the universe doesn’t give two sheets when someone dies, except for maybe wishing a few more people would kick it. Nothing changes. Doesn’t matter who you are or what you did or what you said. You die, nothing changes and that’s how it goes.
So, here’s what I think about the old bag from Lynchburg…I’m sad that we won’t have any more crazy-ass, absurdly ridiculous Falwell quotes/behavior to relentlessly mock.
Gina, are you going to stand for this? You were one of Jerry’s kids until yesterday. I am taking mere online classes from Liberty, so it is a more of a distant sort of relationship. Like a retarded second cousin or something.
I love the dead, they’re hilarious!
right on girl!!! He was one crazy mother fucker!
Amanda, you are too pretty to have an opinion. Or any real thought.
knock it off!
I forgot how funny you were morgan!
anyway, here is my statement as the official liberty university spokesperson for loafe.com: yep, falwell is dead. he’s viewable in the main building on campus! he was kind of funny and jolly. he liked to eat. the only time i saw him was at bob evans, shoney’s, outback steakhouse, and school.
Falwel meant nothing to me in life or death..his behavior and mentality fell upon me like rain on a bronze statue.
Okaaaay. (sounding dejected) I will have no more real thoughts.