strut your stuff

I’ve about had it with my current walk. It’s so boring and unexciting. There’s no flare, no interesting perspective, nothing to write home about. I’m not looking for some out-of-this-world walk, but something’s gotta change. I’ll settle for a new sway to the hips or maybe a different way to roll my feet. I’m working on it, trying out a few things, we’ll see how it goes.

The trouble with changing your walk is that people who’ve known you for so long will wonder why you’re such a frigging loon. And I say hey, till you’ve walked in my shoes, save it for the bank, buddy.

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