damn me.

I jinxed them. I had to open my big fat mouth and I jinxed them. Bruins, you can blame me. It’s all my fault. p.s. I hate the canadiens. I hate them. they’re a bunch of cheaters.

tomorrow two of my friends turn 32. Last week another turned 32. I feel sorry for them. thank god I’m still in my twenties. and will be for a long time.

10 thoughts on “damn me.

  1. Jonathan

    Two of my best friends turned 34 last November on the same day that I did. It sounds like a weird coincidence unless you know that I consider my testicles just about my best friends on Earth.

  2. gina

    I like my age much better if I transpose the numbers. Dude, I look about 25 though. Well, even if I don’t look 25, at least I can say I look a lot better than I did when I was 25, plus I can 3 miles!!!!!!!

  3. Jonathan

    Back on my birthday I wished that someone would shoot our President, but then, I wished that pretty much every other day of the year too.