I’m giving up potty training. It’s a ridiculous, mind-numbing, patience-eating, happiness-destroying pain in the ass activity that I wouldn’t wish on anyone. Just when you think things are going swell,…
Read moreOkay, so there’s this guy at the gym that I love very much and who needs to have my babies and have them very soon, or else I might die.…
Read moreI have to wear this ridiculous boot on my leg. Because apparently I have a stress fracture in my foot. It’s so dumb. I look like an idiot. I have…
Read moreI want to stab her face off I want to bash a steel pipe over & over into her body and shatter every bone I want to stomp her into…
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