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January 19, 2005changesIve been listening to Landslide a lot lately for some reason. I really like that song. By Fleetwood Mac, not any of the lame remakes. Anyway, if I ever find the extra time I might change the look of loafe. Im a new person now, I need a new look. I might use wordpress. Its pretty easy to set up. Speaking of setting up wordpress, I did such a thing for my friend Tiffany recently, with her new site Some Kind of Johnson. I even made her a little mascot I call Super Tiffany. Check it out! Landslide has to be one of my favourite Fleetwood Mac songs, I love it! the Dixie Chicks version was okay, but I poop on the Smashing Pumpkins re-make of it. Man, I forgot just how much I hate the Smashing Pumpkins. It's unbelievable here today, feels like a spring day. It's 60 degrees and sunny. I love it! So is it strange for a middle aged man to have pink satin sheets? just curious. Posted by: celly belly at January 19, 2005 02:17 PMAs long as your happy CB. How weird! I've been listening to Landslide a lot too lately. Really seems to sum up my f-ing life pretty much. You should also listen to Silver Spring. Another gem. Christa, I need you to make me an equally if not cooler site than Tiffany's (sorry Tiffany, but I am very jealous) - Love the calendar BTW. Posted by: gina at January 19, 2005 07:41 PMIt's coo', Gina. She'll make you an even better site! I can't wait to see it! Posted by: Tiffany at January 19, 2005 09:26 PMLook at these cute outfits and costumes for your cat!!! Okay girls, want a really great way to turn on your man? I have two words for you..... FUNGAL INFECTION! there's nothing quite like your boyfriend of two months diagnosing you with that, especially when the fungal infection is in and around your anus. Lovely little visual there for all of you. It's not from anything sexual, SICKOS! dont know how I got it and i've sure never had anything like it before. Maybe Robert has cooties and gave them to me. Too bad they dont sell a cooties test in the drugstore, right next to the pregnancy tests, or rather, the condoms, that would make the most sense. Just kidding! so I suppose our foreplay will consist of him rubbing fungal cream on my anus, wowsa dowsa! I should write a book on how to seduce men. Thankfully he's a nurse, so it's not like it's something he hasnt seen before. Did I really just share that little groce tidbit with all of you people whom I dont know? yes, yes I did. I'm a superfreak! most definitely the kind you dont bring home to mother, although Robert IS bringing me home to mother. His devout, Catholic, Mexican mother (something about a Mexican, Catholic, they seem to be much more hardcore, than your average american one) she asked him "so, this Celeste is a "nice" girl, right?" meaning, she hasnt let you stain her with your fuck stick. So he told her we hadnt done anything more than just kiss and apparently i'm now suddenly a 32 year old virgin, who goes to church every Sunday. Oh and so far as our trip to Vegas, a friend of mine "chaperoned" us as it would be improper for an un-wed woman to take an overnight trip with a man. Guess I better start memorizing some bible verses now. My ex/friend, Kim, suggested the revelations :-) heehee.... I guess in a way I was hoping that at 51, his parents might already be dead, but no such luck. I still have to do the whole meeting of the parents, which I suck at, SHITZA! and his father is this 82 year old, horny, german guy, who likes big boobs and spends his nights watching porn on the internet, so Robert told me "oh my dad will REALLY like you, especially your big boobs" swell! no, that dinner wont be in the least bit awkward at all. Alrighty, gonna go rub some fungal cream on my anus now. You all have a wonderful day! Posted by: celly belly at January 20, 2005 01:10 PMCB you are a genuinely fascinating person... I watched Spice World the other day. Wow. Posted by: Tiffany at January 20, 2005 03:00 PMceleste you are so my favorite person. how I've missed you. Posted by: christa at January 20, 2005 03:47 PMI wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna really |
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