Cute outfits.

Baby girls definitely have the market cornered on cute outfits. But Gordon has refused to let me dress Ryland in girl clothes, even though I think he would look absolutely adorable. Men have such hang-ups, sheesh.

I love getting gifts. I do, I love it. And I love getting gifts for Ryland. Especially from strangers. It makes me feel that much more special.

Here is my sugarball in a very very cute outfit from a very very pretty and sweet girl named Amanda. I don’t know Amanda but I have it on good word that she’s the sort of girl that I would want to share a lesbian experience with and who am I to argue with that?

Anyway, Amanda recently sent me an outfit, out of the blue, without ever having met me, out of the goodness of her heart, and couldn’t you just die at how sweet that is? So Ryland and I lovingly and loafingly thank Amanda and give her a big hug for being so nice. I am kidding about the lesbian thing, but Amanda is a swell girl and I wish she had a web site or something I could link to, but unlike some people, she’s actually cool and therefore has a life outside of the computer/internet.

I also hear she’s effortlessly skinny and gorgeous, ergo I hate her.

The nice things Gina said about me, they are all lies, but the guilt that I feel for misleading people has been conquered by a feeling of complete exhileration-- I have been mentioned on Loafe. Your website is the next thing that I check afer Yahoo and MSNBC because you are so witty and entertaining. You are my ultimate online goddess even though you plan to vote for Kerry this November.

Oh, Amanda sort of has a website - she is the offical poster girl for Greenbrier County. Contrary to the rumors you've heard about WV, all the women who live there all thin, blonde, and attractive. Find her in a canoe as one of the pix in rotation on greenbrierwv.com!

Hey, she IS pretty cute. Also, I see from a later photo in the montage that Greenbrier county fairs feature both steak AND sausage in the same booth! I certainly know where I'm going next time I'm in the hill country.