stupid me.

Okay, so apparently I banned all users from posting comments on my site.

haha. I blame it on being crazy with babyitis.

It’s fixed now. yay for me.

uh-oh. baby is fussing, gotta go...

Yay! Comments are working again!

I tried to post a few days ago...for reals. So let me go back to that prepared comment:

I have done anything as cool as having a baby. That is some good times! Congratulations!

I meant to write "I haveN'T done anything..."

do you know that gweneth paltrows breasts went from a size A to a size D from being pregnant? crazy! if it's possible for breasts to get that much bigger from having a baby, i'm in for some serious freakshow action if I ever get knocked up. of course, i'd need to actually be having sex for that to happen.

I am available for sexual relations.

Congrats. The pictures of the baby were hysterical. I loved the fact the when you click for the next picture it created the illusion that he was moving. It looked like he was throwing gang signs and spittin out some raps. Stop motion rules.

Thanks for the offer, Christa! but i'm sort of partial to penises, sorry. I fear my damn vibrator is ruining me for the real thing though. UGH! is it six months or a year that you can consider yourself a "born again virgin"?

So what cute stuff has Ryland done? where are the stories, girlfriend?! are you giving him NyQuil to get him to sleep at night? think I read that trick in a parents magazine somewhere :-) heehee... HA! HA!

Okay, I need to lay off the crack. I saw "celly belly" and thought for some reason it was YOU, Christa. Me so crazy! Don Juan is the one who offered up sexual services. That's so sweet, but i'm afraid i'm looking for some "local action" ;-)