the sexiness begins.

Well, it’s happening. There is no turning back now.

I bought my first pair of maternity underwear last night.

Boy are these suckers huge. But damn if they aren’t comfortable. The waistband sits right below my breasts, which is hilarious, but surprisingly pleasant. These sexy panties should last me until the baby is born. They expand from 32 to 50 inches in the hip. wowza!

No wonder my mother hates me. Look what I did to her body!

So you know, I heard about the gorilla in Dallas that was killed because it “escaped” out of its prison cell and hurt some people, after being tormented by a bunch of rotten kids. I find it extremely sad and disappointing. Bad for the people hurt, bad for the gorilla, bad for all of us. Here’s an idea! Stop taking gorillas (and other animals) and caging them up for our entertainment! I guess it isn’t that easy, but it sure does seem like it could be that easy.