Peeing a million times a day.

So it feels like every five seconds I am getting up to pee and it’s very boring, all this peeing. To liven things up a bit, I have taken to walking like a zombie. Or walk as if I am in slow-motion. Or walk very very fast. It’s actually pretty fun and I might start incorporating it into all other aspects of my life. Why just walk like a zombie when I’m going down the hallway to pee? Why not walk like a zombie at the grocery store and on the treadmill at the gym and between classes at school?

Anytime is a good time for zombie walking.

slo-mo walking is fun too. I pretend I am in a music video.

A vSEXY music video.

yeah, that peeing thing never really goes away either. it is now a part of my ritual to pee before i leave the house for any reason. and even more pathetic than that, if i don't do it the second i pull out of the driveway my body is convinced that it has to pee and must do so RIGHT NOW!! And i haven't been pregnant for two years, so good luck to ya!!