Rainy days and Mondays.

They always get me down.

It is true. After two glorious weeks of freedom, I am back at work today.

I have two words for returning: lame, annoying and depressing. I have vowed that someday, even if it kills me, I will have a job that I enjoy. A job that challenges me and inspires me and doesn’t incite fits of rage. My job is far from horrible. But it certainly is not interesting or exciting or remotely stimulating.

Don’t get me wrong. I am VERY glad to have a job that does not involve bugs, name tags, bodily fluids in any capacity, children, time clocks, mops or, good god, MANUAL LABOR.

As an American citizen though it is my duty to be ungrateful and demand more.

Hey, you know something I got for Christmas that I am loving very much? The Tick DVD. There are only 9 episodes and it makes me very sad. Only 9 episodes! It is a real travesty. My only solace that this goofy and irreverent show is no longer on the air is the premiere of Celebrity Mole Yucatan on Wednesday night and The Simple Life DVD debut in a few weeks. Thank god for small miracles.

SPOON!

I love The Tick. Sending your Christmas presents this week. I know, I'm lame. But, but, but... well, I'm just lame.

Do you love me?????

Of course I love you.

I love everyone at loafe.

Now send those presents, or love will be revoked!!

I have the Tick Number one Comic signed by Ben Edlund floating around somewhere. Hooo-HA!

So Pernicious...what I hear you saying is that you will be sending me, a total stranger, the comic signed by Ben Edlund, as a belated christmas gift?

That is definitely what I hear you saying.