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what if
we picked the wrong church? then every week we're just making god
madder and madder 12-13-00 for five days in a row (IN A ROW!) I had some loafe. I was pretty impressed. me: I went
and picked up my package, you know. contents
of package: I love getting packages. especially packages with sex, candy, and john malkovich. I don't get enough of those packages. also, the word package is funny. and did you know you can't buy red vines here in boston? I guess it's a west coast-ish sort of thing. I love red vines. I kiss them and love them and eat them. thank you christian. I love you forever.* *do you want me to love you forever, too? email me for details. include "love me forever" in the subject line. so last night I had to go buy girlie clothes. ugh. I am very un-fancy, you know. I wear comfortable, simple, boring clothes (jeans, t-shirt). My hair is very basic (and perpetually messy, but you know, whatever). I don't wear makeup. plain dull christa. it suits me fine. but our christmas party is on friday and we're going to a DRESS UP PLACE. which means I have to dress up. I don't own dress up clothes. Well, maybe I own a few things, but they certainly aren't here in boston and I certainly haven't worn them in forever. but mark (my boss) said I had to go buy nice clothes so off I went to the mall and I bought a skirt (A SKIRT!) and this sort of...this rather low-cut shirt. it's cool though, the shirt. I call it the witchy shirt cause it looks like a witch's shirt. so I bought those clothes and then neila says I have to buy nylons or something and I hate wearing that junk but neila insisted so I ended up buying tights and fishnet stockings. I won't ever wear the fishnets. I have no idea why I picked tights over nylons. I don't even want to wear the tights. but it's gonna be cold and stuff, so maybe I should. I don't know. I HATE BEING A GIRL. I might have made a purchase or two at victoria's secret as well, but I might have also returned those purchases because I couldn't justify spending that much money on underwear and plus I needed that money for other things. besides, I am either: a) already too sexy for victoria's secret or b) not sexy enough. take your pick. I did manage to get my haircut today (after getting lost a billion times getting to the salon). she gave me a scalp and neck massage right before the shampoo and cut. I think I may have melted into the chair. I seriously had to concentrate on not making loud moaning sounds because it felt so good. If I were rich I'd have that done every single day. who knew a scalp massage could feel so good? I like working with bosses who give you joints before you leave work. I mean, that's just good business. what else? oh, it's cold. yeah. and on dec 23rd I'm going to a professional hockey game. With the professional detroit red wings playing the "professional" boston bruins. I'm going to mention this activity every single day till it happens. it is late and I am sleepy and I still have to brush my teeth. also, I think I seriously need a robot.
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