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i never meant to hurt you. -moby 10-19-00 so who just had the absolute most funnest time EVER tonight? me. I did. I went to my moby show and oooh it was the best time I've had in so long and the best show ever (well except for fez shows) and I danced and sang and stared in awe and rapture. two new boyfriends to add to my ever-growing list: moby and johnny knoxville. you know, I've seen pictures of moby, and he looks okay i guess, but watching him perform and stuff...I just fell in love. He's so cute! and sexy. quite the sex rock god super star. in a moby non-annoying non-gross way. he's got some weird beliefs and I don't really like it when boys are vegans, but he is incredible and I love him. johnny knoxville is I'd say the exact opposite of Moby. well, maybe not the EXACT opposite but on a whole different plane than moby. mr knoxville is the "host" of an mtv show called jackass and he does crazy shit and throws his body around like a maniac monkey and he's mother stinking funny and plus he's hot. the first time I ever saw jackass I laughed so hard, I can't even tell you. I was maybe perhaps slightly stoned, but that's not the point. it was funny freaking shit. seriously. no. seriously. speaking of boyfriends. guess what worst fan in the entire world (me) forgot to watch on saturday night? that's right, her fiancee performing on SNL. I am such a goddamned idiot. thom still loves me though. is it just me or is robert downey jr. looking mighty nice on that Details magazine cover? my boss made me open a savings account. I don't have a bank account at all here and every week I just cash my paycheck and then spend all my money. so he made me open a savings account and he's making me put money in it every week with every check so at the end of the month I can pay rent and bills, etc. I don't mind this though because the bank teller guy at the branch I go to is super cute. I think I can probably come up with some sort of sexual joke here, deposits, withdrawals, interest, APR, etc, but I won't. I tell my boss that if he makes me into a responsible adult that my father will love him forever and worship him as a god. the bass player for moby tonight--she was sexy. oh yes she was. I was very into her. girl bass players are the damn coolest things. I can't stop thinking about the moby show. you know, it figures that of the entire club and all the people there, the one irish guy in the place would manage to find me and proceed to grind himself against me for much of the night. actually he wasn't too bad. just on some of the songs and he did give me some gum and he was nice, so you know, it's okay. my devil doll is sexy. at my work, we get a lot of videos from speaker wannabes, hoping to be added to our database. Well a few years ago, a husband/wife sent in their little video. it was a poorly made video, but at the end, it turns into a major sex/porn video, with them having sex and all. no joke. people are weird. we have an ever-growing collection of WORSE EVER videos and the sex video is among them. The couple was not what you'd call attractive, otherwise their tape might be in our collection of BEST EVER videos. This has been your cute boy edition of loafe. please tune again next week when I talk about more things no one else cares about but me! ah crap I gotta get to bed. no time for list tonight so don't even check the cafe. loafe there is pretty damn stale.
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