please. just stop talking. please. -cjm 09-29-00 1:00am est okay, this is easily the best use of flash and shockwave ever. EVER. although really, mr joe sparks, you have slightly more than a month to give us halloween episode to top all other episodes so I think you better get to work. and I'd like to see some more radiskull, as cute as devil doll is. also I need people to start buying me every item from the store. And I want to marry joe sparks. the oddest thing. I was reading an article about my hunny bunny Thom and the interviewer is talking about thom's doctoral-candidate girlfriend who just went to Brazil. And I'm thinking "jeez, I am not a doctoral candidate nor did I go to Brazil." I was worried for a second. then I quickly realized "that interview guy does mind-altering drugs that cause him to report erroneous information about me and Thom. Spin magazine really should be careful about who they hire". please note: four days till Kid A. baby, baby, baby tomorrow! I'm so excited. I want to see baby now, I want to hold baby and kiss baby and hug baby and chomp baby's head off. I watched more of jeff buckley tonight. oh lordie. he was really just too amazing for this world. I mean...really. I can't even describe it. I just can't. he was pure perfection. okay, over at girlhero.org, she mentioned she won a free tivo. speaking of girlhero.org, I am going to marry it. I am going to marry it and become Mrs. girlhero.org only I will make everyone call me mrs. g-org because I am one of those hip cool married girls. anyway, she said she won a free tivo and now I just have to be really really crazed because I've loved tivo for a long long time, i've wanted a tivo for a long long time and I want to win a free tivo and i want to win it now. RIGHT now. I am really sick of not having a tivo. so I am thinking of using blogger to update loafe. did I mention this already? I think I did but I am still thinking about it, so I figured I better mention it again. sometimes I wish I could take off body parts. like right now, my right leg is really bugging me, it feels all weird and annoying and stuff, and I want to take it off. Also, I wish I had interchangeable breasts. you know, an A-cup for exercise, a B-cup for day to day activities, and maybe a C-cup for a night out, a D-cup for car repair estimates, double-d cups when we visit celeste so we don't feel so left out, maybe some e-cups for my porn star role-playing games. I think that'd be awful swell. i can't believe september is almost over. I can't believe my room is still clean. instead of vegas in october, i am now going to tucson in november. the 1st through the 19th. a long time, I know. but I have a lot of things to do in that time, and comparing all the things I have to do with the amount of time I have to do it in, you would agree that 18 days isn't enough time. And even if you didn't agree, I wouldn't care because you are an idiot. here is my impression of people who watch the olympics: "hi, i'm stupid. I watch the Olympics Also, I'm a loser!" unless something totally amazing happens to me (read: find a boyfriend), I plan on being in Tucson, AZ for new year's, when we make the switch from 2000 to 2001. can we say "aught one" when that happens? I really wanna start saying that. I am not sure if that's how you spell it. I don't even know what it means, I just know that I want to say "aught one". here is the run-down of all the free DVDs I've gotten in the mail from loafe readers so far: Monday-0 Tuesday-0 Wednesday (biggest day so far)-0 Thursday-0 I am holding out for Friday to be the kicker. the mailman is gonna be so sore, lugging all my superfly free dvds to my doorstep. I should make him some cookies or something. in case you weren't sure, parking in Boston sucks major dick. and definitely not good dick. boston parking sucks the kind of dick that when you wake up in the morning, you want to rip your eyes out of your skull and burn your fingers off (it's really better if you don't ask me what that means). so in summary, you don't want to have to park while in boston. because it is expensive and annoying and not at all fun. loafe theme song | pitas | epinions | mail