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10:50pm
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to people of the world wide web:
thank
you for all my birthday wishes. I would say thank you for the birthday
porn as well, but only two (TWO!) of you sent in porn and I already
thanked them separately, so you world wide webbers don't get a thank
you for that.
I
suppose you all want to know how my birthday was and blah blah.
It's none of your business.
It
is official. The cat I found a few nights ago is the original Fargo.
The first cat I found was not Fargo. So for like a month and a half
I had a cat I thought was Fargo, but who really wasn't, meanwhile
the real Fargo was still out there and not with his mommy. And then
I find the real Fargo just the other night (amazing) and now I have
two cats. Original Fargo is going to stay Fargo and the new Fargo
is now going to be called Arizona. Why am I calling him Arizona?
I don't know, ask Neely, it isn't like it matters anyway because
neither cat cares when you call his name.
I
am willing to take donations for the cats. they both eat like crazy.
jesus.
I
cleaned the kitchen and the living room today. I am not exhausted.
If you had seen our kitchen and living room before I cleaned it,
you'd probably have vomited or something. You can come over now
and not vomit, unless you go upstairs. I haven't gotten to that
part yet.
it's
11pm now and I have to go meet neely soon, so I better go.
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