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I just ejaculated
and peed, simultaneously, upon receiving this email. 02-03-01 holy shit, is it really past midnight? crap. I have no idea where all that time went. at first I thought I was mistaken but nope. it's past midnight. seven minutes now. man. that's weird. so okay I'm a big fat stupid dumb ugly asshole who forgot her dear sweet beautiful gina with the lovely wet nipples. ha ha i say that because once gina had said something about giving her a dog a bath naked and some guy said to her "oh gina I can just picture you with water dripping from your nipples" and me and gina laughed and laughed. oh man I had to stop typing right now cause I was laughing so hard. man alive. so funny. anyway, it was her birthday on jan 31 and I forgot, totally plum completely forgot. wait was the 27th or something? I don't even know now. man I am the lowest of low. but you still love me anyway right g-dawg? yeah you do! you love me because I will finally give you this coolest present ever that I bought and then decided to keep for myself cause it was so cool! and you love me so don't be mad! loafe loves you! also, marianne and theresa are having birthdays. on feb 5th. they have the same birthday. we had some fun parties. heh. anyway, it's THEIR birthdays on feb 5th. everyone keeps having all these birthdays and stuff. so chococat was a fat kitty. well he wasn't fat but he was chubby. or whatever. and fargo was the skinny kitty. but now they switched places. fargo is chubby and chococat is skinny. I am not sure what to think. I am just not sure what to think. so. it's 12:40am. in that thirty seven minutes I managed to light more candles and incense, find my lighter, turn off my little lamp, throw some stuff away and take a few hits. that's great. that's so great.
I think I did other stuff too only I don't know what. i just wrote and erased two paragraphs about what i'm wearing right now. i think I need to close my eyes now. ooh the wind just shook the house and windows. why is it the weather gets all scary when i'm ALL ALONE?!!! it makes it much more scary.
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